At the Shrink's Office

 (Anthony Pellacano to Dr. Barclay)


Listen, I'm sure you mean well but I'm not into this feelings shit. My partner was murdered here in London and know I'm here trying to figure out what happened. 

Why?

Because I'm a homicide detective, lady. That's why. This is an unsolved murder and I plan on solving it. The good for nothing London PD decided I was poking around and asking too many questions. I could either get thrown out the country or accept a partner/babysitter and see a shrink.

Bottom line is I'm not interested in being psychoanalyzed. I need you to sign this paper so I can go and do something that is actually productive.

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